Uncle also wears lungi and ganji and spits paan everywhere.
Uncle believes it is the strength of his moral character that keeps the society floating on the river of decency.
Uncle is an entitled prick who has a very loose grasp of the law and doesn't understand that he doesn't have any right to dictate what animals you choose to live with. Uncle's son might act like a dog every time he sees a woman, but uncle doesn't like actual dogs. Well, most of that crap he does is illegal and he has no right to do so. That daft bastard who thinks he owns the society and makes rules he wants everyone to follow. Do you know uncle? The society uncle? Yes, yes, that very a**hole.